Funny Jokes

NO: 1

Boss: Where were you born?

Sardarji: Oye Punjab.

Boss: Which part?

Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.

NO: 2

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes Dear!

Girl: Would you die for me?

Boy: No, mine is Undying Love!

NO: 3

A man bought a car by bank loan. But he did not pay loan amount. So they took the car from him.

After seeing that the man is thinking, “If I knew before, than I would have taken a loan for my marriage also.

NO: 4

Santa dials a number and a girl named ‘SITA’ receives phone.

Santa says, “Maine to Delhi phone lagaya tha, ye ayodhya kaise lag gaya.”

NO: 5

Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?

Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

NO:6

Santa class me haans raha tha, Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum? Santa : Tum kaun ho? Ladka: Mein monitor hu Santa: Te phir mein CPU hu!!! NO:7 Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai… Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi???? Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi . NO:8 A policeman to his son: Tumhara result aacha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur TV dekhna band. Beta : Ye 50 rupay pakdo aur ess baat ko yaheen dabado NO:9 Nurse: Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai. Santa: Wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai, aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!! NO:10 12 Boys planed to propose a girl 10 came with a rose.. But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence But what about the other 1? Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!